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florence-welch-enthusiast:

bitches be like “this is my comfort ship” and it’s literally at least one, but usally both of the most traumatized characters together

it’s me. i’m bitches.

casualcarnage:

saint-batrick:

purrfectly:

rosesetonfire:

every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok

Lumpfish come in a variety of shapes and colors.

[He scoops up the fish, it spits water and he turns it toward the camera]

This one is stumpy and green. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is what a normal lumpfish looks like. It is more elongated, but still a vibrant blue color. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is one of the stumpiest ones we have. Its hump is very high. It is very stumpy, but yet very beautiful, and very powerful.

[He pans over a lot of fish, all looking up at the camera]

My fish army is ever growing, and soon I will over throw the world. Very beautiful, very powerful.

because of this tiktok, i frequently murmur “very beautiful, very powerful” at myself, and i cannot recommend it enough.

(via bloody-bee-tea)

unashamedly-enthusiastic:

cookingwithroxy:

angelrin89:

wenellyb:

inthetags:

Reblog and put in the tags how often you “clean” your tumblr account, deleting old posts.

Tumblr actually has an auto clean function! Where the search function immediately forgets tags and posts making them un-findable

(via incomparableastraea)

buzzsawcastration:

they came up with a stupid shape for panties then decided it’s the pussy who’s wrong and you should remove the hair sticking out………. the state of this world

(via mermaidstrandedonland)

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shoutout to katie mcgrath for literally never being in anything good ever. ideal acting career

girl just had eyebrows in supergirl for 6 years & then disappeared off the face of the planet

she realised that she was bringing too much depth and nuance to a cee double you character so she gave her a shitty american accent that turned irish every 10th word. she did that for us

no you’re so right

imagine your genre speciality legitimately being homophobic tv shows gay people are obsessed with. imagine.

People seem to think this is a hate post- I love this for her. I choose to believe she’s doing it on purpose as some sort of elaborate bit

ID. a tag reading, “tried to think of something good that she’s been in and i literally can’t ❤ queen.” End ID.

According to google, she’s known for playing Chris Pratt in Jurassic World; so there’s that.

there is that!

yes

she was great in Merlin. absolutely nobody can argue Merlin was a good show you guys are delusional

(via welsh-griffin)

fanficmemes:

thedeathdoctor:

fanficmemes:

Love when writers do an insane amount of unnecessary research for their fics. I follow an author that did like 8 months of intense research into 14th century Scotland so they could write smut about it, and guess what. It was some fucking incredible porn AND I learned about old Scottish politics

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT IT FEELS LILE

(via madmelancholies)

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

brattylikestoeat:

Have no plans tonight. So my plan is to go home, shower, get my apartment icy cold and pretend I’m not a person. I just don’t wanna exist for the rest of the day.

autisticmabel:

the autism mood of never knowing when its “your turn” in a convo so you say the first word of your sentence about 5 times before you actually get to speak

(via incomparableastraea)

headcanonthings:

Jaskier, talking about Geralt: I mean, yeah, he’s clearly mentally ill. But you gotta admit it’s a little charming watching him walk around pretending like he’s not.